You know, with the national debt getting so big, maybe we ought to elect some penny-pinchers to the Congress next time instead of these guys who are so good at spending the taxpayers' money.
My brother Dick is a smart, good-looking guy. But none of my friends want to go out with him because he's such a cheapskate. His idea of showing a girl a goodtime is to take her to MacDonald's for a hamburger and then to the zoo because admission is free.
I know my son thinks I'm a cheapskate because I won't buy him a motorcycle. But he doesn't realize I don't have much money left after I pay the rent and all the other bills. Any money left over I have to save to pay his way to college next year.