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搞笑一下 最强中国式英语笑翻YOU

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frhualei 发表于 09-2-10 10:42:32 | 只看该作者 回帖奖励 |倒序浏览 |阅读模式
1、we two who and who ? 咱俩谁跟谁阿 
  2、how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你? 

  3、you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 

  4、you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ! together up ! 

  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! 

  5、hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 

  有事起奏,无事退朝 

  6、you me you me 彼此彼此 

  7、You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住! 

  8、know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之,不知为不知 …

  9、WATCH SISTER 表妹 

  10、dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’s sons can make hole!! 

  龙生龙,凤生凤 ,老鼠的儿子会打洞! 

  11、American Chinese not enough 美中不足 

  12、one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述 

  13、heart flower angry open 心花怒放 

  14、go past no mistake past 走过路过,不要错过 

  15、小明: I am sorry! 

  老外: I am sorry too! 

  小明: I am sorry three! 

  老外: What are you sorry for? 

  小明: I am sorry five! 

  16、If you want money,I have no; 

  if you want life,I have one! 

  要钱没有,要命一条 

  17、I call Li old big, toyear 25. 

  我叫李老大,今年25。 

  18、you have two down son.

  你有两下子。 

  19、as far as you go to die 

  有多远,死多远!! ! ! 

  20、I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face,I turn my face 

  给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 

  21、No three no four (不三不四)

  people mountain people sea(人山人海)

  long time no see(好久不见)

  power line(电源线)

  morning three night four(朝三暮四)

  want money no ,want life one!(要钱不给,要命一条)

  money or life?(要钱还是要命)

  wang eight eggs(王八蛋)

  ten three point(十三点)

  no care three seven two ten one(不管三七二十一)

  Play a big knife before guangong(关公面前耍大刀)

  Play an ax before luban(班门弄斧)

  we are brothers ,who and who ah!(咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊!)

  good dood study,day day up(好好学习,天天向上!)

  you ask me,i ask who?(你问我,我去问谁?)

  以下是最经典的一句:

  I’ll give you some color to see see(我要给你点颜色看看)



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blueislands110 发表于 09-2-10 14:31:29 | 只看该作者
很好很强大
板凳
Brian9 发表于 09-2-10 18:44:38 | 只看该作者
很是霸道啊,应该发在英语版去,O(∩_∩)O~
地板
yogurt.LC.2010 发表于 09-2-12 16:13:28 | 只看该作者
无语了。。。。。
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moonfairy 发表于 09-6-6 19:18:44 | 只看该作者
很好很强大!很囧很和谐!o(╯□╰)o
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kakabashen 发表于 09-12-3 19:01:41 | 只看该作者
狂汗中,无语
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