某人往英文杂志投稿，结果得到的答复是……

某人往英文杂志投稿，结果得到的答复是：
I can not read through the paper. The theory was too challenging to my mind. Those principles could not be conduced on the basis of the current theory. I guess that the paper should wait for more evidence from astronomy discoveries. In that case,  the author should delay his publication for at least 300 years.

老外真幽默啊！

seeya9 发表于 2011-7-25 13:06
我找到了出处！
http://emuch.net/bbs/viewthread.php?tid=3429347&fpage=1

这个是来自木虫吧，不过这上面确实高手很多，我上次有幸见到一个发NATURE的帖子
下面是帖子原文：
交流]Nature终于接收了！！！我感谢上苍。。。 已有2078人参与

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
sunke(金币+2, SEPI+1): 恭喜恭喜，什么时候写个交流帖子和大家分享下吧。 2011-07-15 16:42:46
cxksama(金币+3): 恭喜呀~~混迹木虫多年，今天终于见到中SN的虫子了，泪牛满面呀~~看楼主在论坛挺活跃的，诚挚的邀请您写些经验吧~~相信说说你的投稿经历也是很宝贵的东西啊~ 2011-07-15 19:27:18
nanopony(金币+10): 介绍下经验，鼓舞鼓舞后进 2011-07-15 22:20:13
yensh(金币+10): 回复超过1000，热帖奖励 2011-07-16 14:04:06
xj850626:关闭主题 本人申请，现关闭帖子，谢谢理解 2011-07-18 17:44

整个过程心情如下！？。。。！

前前后后修改了4次，一直没放弃！包括找国外博后老板一起修改。最终今天下午开邮箱，说接收了，当时就有种想大吼一阵的感觉。第一篇nature终于中了。。。

seeya9 发表于 2011-7-25 13:06
我找到了出处！
http://emuch.net/bbs/viewthread.php?tid=3429347&fpage=1

你真猛！

呵呵，高搞笑~~~

我找到了出处！
http://emuch.net/bbs/viewthread.php?tid=3429347&fpage=1

[交流]Nature杯具了，求安慰！！！！！！！！！！！！ 已有49人参与

文章被拒，
Dear Dr. ***,
  Thank you for your submission of the paper titled "On the bonding-formation- couple-phase theory". Reviewers have now commented on your paper.  You will see that they are suggesting a deny to your manuscript.

We hope the refusal should not discourage your future submission.

For your guidance, reviewers' comments are appended below.

Your username is: ***************

If you need to retrieve password details, please go to: http://ees.elsewhere.cnp/nature/automail_query.asp.

Best regards,

Yours sincerely

editor Boomber Chum Kingbodon
All Papers from the earth: All Subject Areas
Nature

#reviewer 1: I can not read through the paper. The theory was too challenging to my mind. Those principles could not be conduced on the basis of the current theory. I guess that the paper should wait for more evidence from astronomy discoveries. In that case,  the author should delay his publication for at least 300 years, estimated by the velocity of progress in current science.
However, if the author is proficient with Mars language or some electric code that used commonly in the galaxy, I strongly recommend that you consider a journal among the following list:
CGA (Chemoty- a galaxy journal);
JUSC (the Journal of Universe Science Society);
matters;
or JMHS (Journal of Mars Humor Society).

#reviewer 2: TOTALLY INTRIGUING BUT INTANGIBLE THEORY! THE AREA  OF THE MANUSCRIPT WAS TOO VAST TO BE PUBLISHED ON THIS JOURNAL!
NO COMMENTS ON THE BIG-BONG THEORY ANYMORE! I NOW SHALL RETIRE FROM MY LOVING TENURE POSITION AT ONCE AND GO HOME, FOR I NEVER EVER HAD SEEN SUCH PAPER! TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME!

SHOULD THE AUTHOR RE-SUBMIT TO A BIGGER JOURNAL OTHER THAN NATURE! GOOD LUCK!

编辑建议改投以下期刊【由于论坛编码有限，无法给出原名，只好用英译名代替】：
CGA (Chemoty- a galaxy journal)
JUSC (the Journal of Universe Science Society)
matters
或者JMHS (Journal of Mars Humor Society)

我大学毕业后到中科院读书，后来申请了国外的postdoc。现在在瑞士专利局当一个普通的专利审查员已经2年了。我写了篇文章，投到Nature,审稿人看不懂，说建议翻译成火星文改投JMHS, 或者也可以写成翻译成宇宙波电码投稿到CGA, JUSC, matters, 本人不会火星文， 也没有电码方面的知识。有没有人愿意帮我翻译？另外，我应该推荐谁作审稿人呢？

内容主要涉及我提出的对相论，其主要内容是关于化学反应、化学键形成过程中的根本内因。

Abstract: In this paper, a mechanism was proposed to reveal the basics in bond-formation. The overlap of electron cloud was thought to be the rationale of chemical bonds. However, in larger context, those were not the case, especially when considering the anti-materials and other dark issues. According to the Couple-phase theory proposed in this paper, the bonding involved the acceleration of plus-proton reactions, e.g. the exothermic/endothermic phenomena in most reactions were due to the absolute-vacuum void formation during the reaction. It is thus obvious that once the speed limit of proton is overcome, a scaling up of the niche could form an intangible exploration into a second-scale space.

呵呵，，，顶一个

wininghe 发表于 2011-7-24 17:25
然后呢？

显然是拒稿嘛

然后呢？