史上最强中国式英语!

1．we two who and who？   

   咱俩谁跟谁阿   

     

2．how are you ? how old are you?   

   怎么是你，怎么老是你？   

     

3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you   

  你不鸟我，我也不鸟你   

4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！   

   你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！   

5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!   

  有事起奏，无事退朝   

6．you me you me   

   彼此彼此   

     

7．You Give Me Stop!!   

   你给我站住！   

8．know is know noknow is noknow   

   知之为知之，不知为不知…   

9．WATCH SISTER   

  表妹   

10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!   

  龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！   

11．American Chinese not enough   

  美中不足   

12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die   

   车祸现场描述   

13．heart flower angry open   

  心花怒放   

14．go past no mistake past   

   走过路过，不要错过   

15．小明：I am sorry!   

   老外：I am sorry too!   

  小明：I am sorry three!   

   老外：What are you sorry for?   

  小明：I am sorry five!   

16．If you want money,I have no;   

  if you want life,I have one!   

   要钱没有，要命一条   

17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.   

  我叫李老大，今年25。   

18．you have two down son。   

  你有两下子。   

19．as far as you go to die   

  有多远，死多远！！！！   

20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face   

   给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
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强~~~太有创意了

It\'s so strong!!!!!!!!

无敌...听说英语狂从汉语借词,这个不会也....
那以后学英语就简单了...

很有意思啊 我一直记得小时候我爸和我说的一个学英语的笑话 GOOD GOOD STUDY  DAY DAY UP!

Oh my dear!So laughable!
I just want to show two sentences

blue whoes and whoes不入虎穴焉得虎子
we are brother who and who!咱哥俩谁跟谁?

you ask me, i ask who
no three no four
give you some color to see see

good chingish!

太强了，服！

i　服了 you .

搞笑！